Dadmocracy

Alrighty then, we have a new president! The inauguration speech was a’ight. A phrase or two did stick with me:

“The question we ask today is not whether our Government is too big or too small, but whether it works…”

Um, no, I’m definitely still asking that question, Mr. President. Got anything else?

“To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history.”

“What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility…”

Holy crap am I gonna hold you to those…Good luck, President Obama. I will be praying for you.

Kicking off the new “Era of Responsibility”:
Tax-evader Timothy Geitner is going to be the new Treasury Secretary! When you run the IRS there’s a slim chance of getting audited again…