Dadmocracy

First, I need to mention that I am extremely proud to be able to see my country elect its first African-American president. I recognize this as a historic election that many people thought would never be able to happen. You done good, ‘Bama.

It would be much happier for me if he had any policies that I agreed with, though. Wealth redistribution, nationalized health care, withdrawing from Iraq on his own timetable…with Democratic control of Congress, I am extremely apprehensive about what the next four years will bring. Here’s hopin’…

Update: In the spirit of bipartisanship, Obama has selected Rahm “Republicans can go f— themselves” Emanuel as his chief of staff.

I’m feeling more and more like Iowahawk…

The mayor of Batman, Turkey is suing Warner Brothers and Christoper Nolan for royalties from The Dark Knight, which “used the name of [their] city without informing” them. It only took them around 70 years to notice they were getting ripped off…

Hey you guys, go check out superobamaworld.com! You too can play as the supreme presidential messiah in a Mario-esque Alaskan landscape. Watch out for pigs with lipstick, money-bag weilding Bush, and Sarah Palin pushing a clothes rack as you avoid the bridge to nowhere. Fun stuff.